Midnight Toker

varnishedvalkyrie:

I’m not one for you typical Valentines Day stuff.  So I present to you: My Valentine’s Nightmare.  As you can see it’s a bunch of sperm Michael Phelpsing their way to an egg.

mcvomit:

😏😏

mcvomit:

😏😏

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

pursuitofmydick:

girls that watch porn >

*wipes phone screen on breast*